July 24, 2009
HAHAHAHA!
Just saw these guys in a tricked out ute. It was lowered, with custom mufflers and a nice new paint job. The guys driving looked tough, one arm out the window each, and the music was cranked.
Problem was, the music they were listening too while trying to look tough was Phil Collins 'In the air Tonight"! Now that's a man.
Problem was, the music they were listening too while trying to look tough was Phil Collins 'In the air Tonight"! Now that's a man.
July 21, 2009
Nickelback
Nickelback suck. I mean they really suck. I've seen bands suck before but they are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
But seriously, could those fat neck, jock rock wankers make worse music? It's fucked up, misogynistic anti-music! The fact that they are coming to this country and will fill the acer arena makes me sick.
Don't get me wrong, pop music has it's place. I don't have a problem with acts like Britney, Madonna or Kylie filling acer arena, but Nickelback are absolutely disgusting excuse for a rock band. I hope they get caught blowing each other and all those machismo dumb ass fans of theirs become completely disillusioned.
Dear Nickelback,
STOP MAKING THAT POOR EXCUSE FOR MUSIC
The Vignettes
But seriously, could those fat neck, jock rock wankers make worse music? It's fucked up, misogynistic anti-music! The fact that they are coming to this country and will fill the acer arena makes me sick.
Don't get me wrong, pop music has it's place. I don't have a problem with acts like Britney, Madonna or Kylie filling acer arena, but Nickelback are absolutely disgusting excuse for a rock band. I hope they get caught blowing each other and all those machismo dumb ass fans of theirs become completely disillusioned.
Dear Nickelback,
STOP MAKING THAT POOR EXCUSE FOR MUSIC
The Vignettes
July 20, 2009
Rolling stone magazine
I just saw a copy of rolling stone with 'my hero' Lady Ga Ga on the cover. What the fuck happened to rolling stone!? I remember buying the issue with the vines on the cover and thinking I'd found the greatest rock and roll press ever (I was 16). I remember seeing the movie 'Almost Famous' and thinking that it must only be the cream of Rock and Roll involved in that magazine.
Then idiots like Britney and Jessica Simpson started making the cover, and they filled it with constant articles on Iraq and politics. If I wanted to read about that, I'd buy an actual newspaper, not a music magazine with a naked idiot on the cover. Fucked.
Now I'm not saying I'd turn down anything from Rolling Stone, that'd be a huge boost for our career, but I wish it was a credible magazine that didn't jump on every pop bandwagon that comes along, reviews it as awesome, then forgets about it in seconds.
To Rolling Stone - FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
Then idiots like Britney and Jessica Simpson started making the cover, and they filled it with constant articles on Iraq and politics. If I wanted to read about that, I'd buy an actual newspaper, not a music magazine with a naked idiot on the cover. Fucked.
Now I'm not saying I'd turn down anything from Rolling Stone, that'd be a huge boost for our career, but I wish it was a credible magazine that didn't jump on every pop bandwagon that comes along, reviews it as awesome, then forgets about it in seconds.
To Rolling Stone - FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
July 11, 2009
Rules for Driving in Sydney
Sydney drivers suck balls. I mean they really suck. Road rules tend to be guidelines for these people. I've been driving around for a few years here now, and it seems the real road rules are something like this...
1. Always accelerate as fast as possible at any point in time. If your foot is not to the floor, you're not driving.
2. Always drive at least 10km above the speed limit. You're not tough otherwise.
3.Always drive around with your hand on the horn, in case someone isn't speeding or accelerating fast enough. Also use when you get to traffic lights, pedestrian crossings and anywhere you are obliged to stop.
4. If someone isn't accelerating fully, tail gate them for as long as possible while using aforementioned horn and flashing high beams.
5. Always follow the car in front as close as possible.
6. Indication is entirely optional. Feel free to swerve dangerously between lanes as often as possible without letting anyone around you know.
7. 4 Drink minimum for driving at night.
8. If driving with friends in the car, drive more erratically to impress them.
9. If you see a female while you have aforementioned friends in the car, beep repeatedly at it and yell incoherently out the windows. This will impress them...
10. If you are ever pulled over by the police for speeding, drink driving, dangerous driving, manslaughter, etc, it's entirely the cops fault. They entrapped you and are just giving you a ticket for government revenue raising. A suspended license is only a warning though, so feel free to continue driving LIKE A FUCKWIT.
rant over.
1. Always accelerate as fast as possible at any point in time. If your foot is not to the floor, you're not driving.
2. Always drive at least 10km above the speed limit. You're not tough otherwise.
3.Always drive around with your hand on the horn, in case someone isn't speeding or accelerating fast enough. Also use when you get to traffic lights, pedestrian crossings and anywhere you are obliged to stop.
4. If someone isn't accelerating fully, tail gate them for as long as possible while using aforementioned horn and flashing high beams.
5. Always follow the car in front as close as possible.
6. Indication is entirely optional. Feel free to swerve dangerously between lanes as often as possible without letting anyone around you know.
7. 4 Drink minimum for driving at night.
8. If driving with friends in the car, drive more erratically to impress them.
9. If you see a female while you have aforementioned friends in the car, beep repeatedly at it and yell incoherently out the windows. This will impress them...
10. If you are ever pulled over by the police for speeding, drink driving, dangerous driving, manslaughter, etc, it's entirely the cops fault. They entrapped you and are just giving you a ticket for government revenue raising. A suspended license is only a warning though, so feel free to continue driving LIKE A FUCKWIT.
rant over.
hello & welcome.
Hey guys, welcome to our sexy blog.
We're heading into the studio over the next few months to record a new EP that'll hopefully be released in October, or February. We're both pretty excited about the prospect of recording something new & better. Yay.
Also, we'll be playing Thursday Night Live @ Club 77 on August 6th with Idle Cranes and Whipped Cream Chargers.
That's it!
x
The Vignettes
We're heading into the studio over the next few months to record a new EP that'll hopefully be released in October, or February. We're both pretty excited about the prospect of recording something new & better. Yay.
Also, we'll be playing Thursday Night Live @ Club 77 on August 6th with Idle Cranes and Whipped Cream Chargers.
That's it!
x
The Vignettes
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