Summer?

Summer.  Partying with friends, hanging out on the beach, being completely care free, listening to music;
BULLSHIT. 
In case everyone in this country has forgotten, summer is almost UNBEARABLY HOT, making everything sticky and horrible and making everyone shitty.  The beach (and pretty much everywhere) is packed full of tourist retards, and you can party with friends all year round and it's pretty much the same.  Also, your job and bills and problems don't just disappear because the weather is hotter.
I don't think anything has as much undeserved hype as the season of summer (except maybe the band circle pit). 
Autumn and Spring are much better.   You can still have barbecues and get drunk in the sun and you wont wake up sun burnt and dehydrated as all death. 
And fuck I hate escapist innocent summery music.

Dear god I'm a miserable bastard.  But you'll see, you'll all see.